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Bully, Bully… Mitt and Obama’s Queer Eye For the BGLT

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"People you wouldn't want to #### anyway"

So who hasn’t had some friends hold someone down and sheer their head like a sheep? Maybe in a drunken haze when you’re kicking the crap out of homeless guys. Seems that something like that you would remember, especially since it was in a prestigious private high school where only a select group of spoiled brats could attend. We think the possibility of forgetting such an incident recalls the Oliver North “I cannot recall” statement that has become the mantra of politicians worldwide. It’s easy to just say you don’t remember… Seems like Mitt Romney has joined the ranks of every other politician – how do you think her got where he is today?

And now a few words for the homo’s…apians. What’s the problem? It’s against God to be gay? You can be cured if you’re gay? Come on! Again, who do we really think we are to decide the fate of another human being? It makes us Human. If you don’t like something, get a group of like minded people and raise some hell and make a difference. So where does Obama fit in? It’s the “tolerance” of the gays and the fact that he stated they should be able to get married but that is not his decision. We all know it’s better to keep gays in the closet and keep the gay politicians to the airport bathrooms. It’s like a abortion issue and pro-lifer’s – like George Carlin said… “They’re people you wouldn’t want to f@#$ anyway!” Get over it.

Is this country so afraid of diversity in ethnicity, religion, sexuality and some of the other ‘protected’ classes of human rights that they have become bigoted hypocrites? YES! Just join any christian cult and get sucked in by the wrath of God by man’s (or in some cases women’s) interpretation of the Holy Bible – Wait… Hold on! Isn’t that the problem with the Koran and Islam – the interpretation? We’re interpreting this… Get off your self-righteous pompass arrogant and conceited opinion and consider living for one second in the shoes of the oppressed, condemned and forsaken – oh, wait… I think that’s what one of the books actually says!

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Mitt Romney is a Moron? Gingrich gives up… who is Ron Paul?

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Mitt Romney is a Moron Mormon? Oh, not that he acts like he’s between the ages of 8 and 12, but…. we see the race for the White House has filtered to the one candidate that believes he is the front runner. Gotta love the hair. So what about Obama? Where is the backhanded backroom deal that makes the President of the United States look like he’s smarter than a fifth grader? Nada – that’s ‘no’ for those of you who can’t read slang.

So if you believe Mitt (I’m not the bat, I’m the glove) Romney has a chance at the big house in D.C., it might all depend on who he can sucker into the do nothing Vice President position. Let’s see… Marco “Polo” Rubio from Florida may be the big boy freshman in the Senate but he has some Freudian slips to overcome and a questionable past from Cuba – somehow that doesn’t seem much different than other potentials. So who else? Newt (I’m not a Gecko) Gingrich is backing out of the competition so he says and Ron Paul who no one ever took seriously is going to keep chugging along until his heart just gives out – or he get’s smart and pushes the Libertarian agenda as a legitimate third party. But what would that do?

All good Republicans fear Obama as much as they fear the wrath of God. So what happens when the evangelical right and they liberal conservatives begin to part ways? We end up with the same divided country we have seen since uniting during WWII (the big one or two). Who wins? Obama! Has he done ANYTHING good? Depends on who you ask… Ask a Democrat… You’ll probably still get the same divided answer. Since the black savior of American Politics has had to fight for every breath (everybody’s trying to put the black man down), any accomplishments have actually been touted as failures – no matter what they have been.

Where’s Sarah Palin when you need her to change the direction? Guess we’ll all just have to wait and see….

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A Changing World: Privacy, Accuracy and Censorship

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Scathing remarks by presidential hopeful Newt (I’m not a Gecko) Gingrich during the most recent dwindled debate regarding past personal actions seems to have jumped into the mainstream of decency and morality in the widespread media onslaught. Granted, the former Speaker of the House is an articulate orator and has a way of twisting words (his own included) into another world of questioning and interpretation, it seems that if you can’t win by your actions – you might be able to win with words.

Violently misleading and alterations of truth are filling the airways smearing any attempt of credibility that may have been considered. Through the years political ads have tried to degrade the credibility, morality and decency of candidates while making it look like their opponent is the savior of the American people. Not much has changed. Now, if the attack ads aren’t coming from the candidate themselves, they are coming from undisclosed donors and mega-million dollar super-pacs that have a free hand to change the face of a political race in just a matter of moments. You don’t have to tell the truth to win, you just have to suggest improprieties and indiscretion about the other candidates and watch the ferocious media hounds sink their teeth into the flesh of opportunity. So goes the media of free press and the search for the truth – no matter what and to whatever cost.

Do you really care about Newt’s ‘open marriage’ or Cain’s extramarital affairs? Of course we do! Of course we chomp at the bit to get more information about the last time someone snarled at an old lady and spit out the rest of the fried butter stick at the state fair. TMZ gossip is king – too bad it’s just about celebrities – it would be more interesting to turn the prowling paparazzi at every politician in America and have every step of their ‘public office’ scrutinized, photographed and video taped – then shown to the public, exposing what really goes on. You know what would happen then? You’re politicians would force a bill through so fast curtailing the rights to free speech so fast you’ll think the Patriot Act is a whining baby of decency.

Piss off enough people and they’ll force a change. If the youth of America have no direction in the Occupy Wall Street and generalized Occupy movement, they may have a hard time coming together to stop the government take-over of every part of American lives. The Mid-East seemed to get it in 2011 when they toppled dictatorships and governments throughout the region – it’s just not gonna happen in the USA. We think we’re too good for that.

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Stephen Colbert Exploratory Committee Declaration Makes Mockery Of GOP: Super Pack Contributions “Corporations Are People Too!”

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Characteristic of comedian’s Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, the lead up to the GOP primaries and the mockery of the American political system is being brought into the spotlight again. This time, Comedy Central comedian Stephen Colbert is not supporting the Democrats, but the Republicans and making an ‘exploratory’ run for the President of the United States of North Carolina (indicating that North Carolina IS the United States when it comes to the state of the USA). It’s not the first time Colbert has pushed the political forefront by bashing the commonplace and challenging the status quo. Unlike his liberal counterpart Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert has taken the conservative right wing persona to the “Nation’ and called on his followers to collect in masses and make a statement of political and social change – albeit with comedy and tongue and cheek smirkiness.

Surprisingly, if you listen through the absurd comedic banter and peer through the slickly polished persona – a real statement is being made about the contestants in the GOP race for control of the country and how they can rise and fall based on the influence of Super Pack money out-buying commercial airtime 2 to 1 over actual candidate. Not surprising, former Colbert Super Pack “Americans for a better tomorrow, tomorrow” was ceremoniously transferred to Jon Stewart before running advertising in North Carolina claiming Mitt Romney is a ‘serial killer’ becasue of his corporate affiliations and experience when ending jobs as the head of a corporation. How will this play out in the south? How will the rest of the candidates survive when the south rises again? It may be hard to believe the southern hospitality will accept Romney as a viable candidate even though he has been the tortoise in this GOP rabbit race.

And now officially John Huntsman has pulled his hat back from the proverbial ring. With his exit, conservative evangelical’s have no choice but to throw support to the inevitable front runner. Mitt Romneys’ last failed attempt at the White House run in 2008 fell to John McCain and now infamous Sarah Palin. If Romney does pull ahead as a front runner, his demise might be the selection of the running mate and just how the rest of the states perceive his opposition approach. Tearing down the commonplace may be just what this disconcerted country needs…

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Holiday Politics and the Race Race for 2012 – #Occupy the White House

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No matter what you believe, the GOP is dead set on making sure Obama is a one term president. It has been quoted and it has been stated as fact by Tea Party extremists and right-wing political God fearing believers. Nothing wrong with believing in God or any other deity that tickles your fancy – we just believe that not all colors can be defined as black and white. (that was a racist statement in case you missed it)

You would think at least one time of the year you could take a break from the political bantering and back-stabbing and really enjoy the holiday season. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Feblesnitz, Bumberdum or whatever you celebrate (even if you plan to not celebrate) should be the one time of year all politics should be banned. Again we spent the last hours of the weekend break bickering about the extension of the collapse of the federal government and tax increases for the middle and lower class – only to get a reprieve in the midnight hour and a ‘Christmas’ gift from the Christian conservative religious right – Oh, joy to the middle class and poor.

So where does it leave us? Well, thanks to Florida’s early primary date we now have the Iowa caucus moved to January 3 (a cold day in the hell-land of America) and every other primary pushed even further up the political latter so the Republicans are forced to pick a candidate that they obviously can’t find… Oh, wait – they have (had) many so far and the weekly front runner always seems to become the weekly loser based on idiot comments, extramarital affairs, religious beliefs (that aren’t Christian) and flip-flopping ideals that change with the winds.

What are we left with? Where have we come from in the last 3 years? When you get handed the worst economy in over 50 years (remember this started in 2007 – not 2008) it takes a few minutes to regroup and find your way even if you know what you’re planning to do. Not to mention that when you have fierce opposition to everything you say and public name slaying based on whatever good intent you may have had – it all just seems unbelievable that Obama is even still alive (that was not an assassination threat!). But what really has been accomplished? Bin Laden is dead, the Iraq war is ended, uniform Healthcare is law (for now) and the economy is slooooowwwwwwly creeping back to slight stability. Now if the 1% of the wealthiest could get off their over inflated ego champagne and caviar mindset and realize they are not the ONLY people in the world, the rest of the 99% might be able to actually survive the next decade.

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Political Blame Game Continues Driving Economic Recovery Deeper Into Recession

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To take an abbreviation from the social media crowd… WTF? It seems that Washington has not learned the lessons from the past (or even the recent past) in regard to the fragile economic climate still balancing on the razor edge of collapse. President Obama is blaming the Republicans, the Republicans Blame the President, Democrats blame the Republicans and in the end, it seems that no one is caring enough to make a difference just on the brink of the Thanksgiving holiday break. So why care? How is this going to affect the everyday American? Well, let’s look at some possible outcomes form the apathy of politicians…

Disgust – The American population looks at the split spitting in D.C. and realize no matter who they elect – no one is going to win. Unless one side has such a dominant control over policy and law, nothing will get done in the short or long term.

Decline – Just as some were thinking that the economy might be making a slight move toward growth, the showmanship of elitism on both sides and the fist forcing of dominance can lead to American retraction and withdrawal. Only recently the population began spending again (albeit above their means) and just in time for the holiday season sentiment can change the mindset of the entire population. If not in time for the holidays, just in time for the new year to bring the default of bill collection.

Depression – That’s right, we said it. Recession for the last 4 years was in the mind of economists as some of the richest got wealthier. Bailouts that were supposed to help the “average American” only seemed to help the bankers and Wall Street Power-Brokers build their bonuses and portfolios.

Demise – Oh, yes! If you’re grandparents didn’t see it coming, maybe you should have. The decline of America cannot be blamed on one person (like the President) but it can be blamed on the groups of single minded intensively outspoken antagonists who are determined to divide and conquer. Meanwhile, most of the ‘free’ wold is struggling to understand how such a power can fall from grace.

Class warfare, discrimination and divided America seems to be the way that some people want the way for America to continue. It is a historical fact that it is sometimes easier to collapse from inside than outside. Wiggle your way into the heart of the beast and start gnawing away at the flesh that keeps the heart beating. Both sides keep eating at the flesh of America and think they can have the power to stop the heart from beating – well, guess what? It can happen.

If it is the determined goal of the GOP to “Make sure Obama is a one term president” without concern for the future of America – maybe they don’t see the whole picture. We’re not forgetting the beloved Democrats who only see the future of America with the Federal Government in your front pocket, back pocket and a nice tight clamp on your balls. It seems there is no compromise for either side, and the failure of the Super Committee is just another nail in the coffin of truth. Fight all you want – We weren’t wrong months ago when we said the damage was already done. Each side can blame the other until they are scraping bodies off the streets and piling the corpses in City Hall’s throughout the United States.  Good Luck… and Happy Holidays!

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Occupy Super Committee Fails as Pepper Spray Squirts In The Eye of Diplomacy

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Well, we think it just couldn’t be helped. Months of negotiations and bickering and backstabbing haven’t amounted to much of anything when it comes to the Super Committee, Congress and the Almighty Politicians. After a summer of impending collapse and economic doom, what better than to have as a holiday gift for the entire world? Leave it to the American Politician to not negotiate for the betterment of mankind but for the interests of their constituents. Blame the President, he’s the one that got us into this mess – oh, wait… which one? When did the partisan politics start and the great divide of society pitting the social and economic classes against each other?Well, to be quite honest, it has been this way for the last 200 years…

It seems that our founding fathers may have been ignorantly bliss in trying to imply in writing that “ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL” when in fact, the people who hold prominence have the power to control the lives of those who do not have control. It has always been a challenge to walk like the supporters who elect officials into office and the will of the people who pay the politicians to make decisions based on personal interest, but that doesn’t mean that EVERY politician is bad, we’ve tried to offer suggestion in the past but they must have been too obscure and oppressive to make any real difference in the way things don’t work today. In case you forgot, or you just missed it, READ NEW SUGGESTED RULES HERE.

Add on top of the fiasco of government the #Occupy Protestors across the US that are getting beaten, arrested and sprayed with pepper spray becasue they believe in a cause. (Yes, Mr. Gingrich, they smell and probably would get a job if there were any to be had.) How much of an idiot do you have to be to snub your nose at the very people you should SERVE? It seems that the GOP is trying to figure out how to get the own asses out of a sling instead of trying to cross the isle and actually fix what is broken. The Democrats aren’t without blame either – they shouldn’t be threatening the livelihood and potential of real and meaningful change becasue they don’t agree with ‘everything’. Bull – get past your own self serving interests and bite the bullet – do what need to be done and not what you think should be done – do what is right for  the American People and not the few that you bend over to support.

And still we have Egypt that began the “Arab Spring” movement – back in the limelight because the military won’t relinquish power to the people and then you have something that sound more familiar to what is going on in our own backyard. If the American Politicians aren’t watching what is going on – they should. When the same thing begins to happen on a larger scale in the “good ‘ole USA” it will be time to do something. Ron Paul wants to bring the military home to the US – is that to suppress the American People who are rising up against the incredibly idiotic politicians? Is that the GOP policy to beat down the uprising and suppress those who are against what you believe in? It wasn’t that long ago that police and military took to the streets to beat down protesters in the civil rights movement and the anti-war demonstrations of the 1960′s and 1970′s. Will it take backyard hangings and the shooting of students to bring the message to the forefront of change? It’s all coming to fruition… just keep watching.

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Ooops! Italy, Greece and… and… Not Just a Perry Flub

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We believe that what comes back to bite you, could actually kill you – that’s no exception to Herman Cain, Rick Perry, the world economy. When it comes to the madness of American politics, economics and social interaction, the world must be looking on is confused stupidity. Not to say that the rest of the world is stupid, but they must consider the robotic circus of mechanized and uncontrollable insanity so dumbfounding that it is hard to explain. The two big political gaffs of the week begin with the now famous Perry flub where he would make it his first priority to get rid of the three parts of government… the, uh… ummm… talk about a brain freeze! All that without a slushy. The other is the ongoing saga of Herman Cain and the sexual misconduct that just won’t go away. Way to go Hermy… if you keep denying it, of course it never happened. In fact, you won’t even be able to remember it becasue your accusers have gag orders. We loved the quote that “my wife would never believe that I could or would do that…” REALLY? Maybe you’re a closet homosexual or cross-dresser, both I’m sure your wife is well aware.

It’s amazing to us how gullible the American people can be. We want a president who lies, cheats and steals – and if they can’t talk in front of an audience – even better. It makes them human and more like the rest of the common folk. That’s right, we said folk. If you want to be U.S. President, you gotta call people folks… it makes you more part of the common man (or woman). Don’t believe it? Just look at the history of American Politicians and who actually wins. It’s not the most upright and morally strait person. It’s usually a persona who has skeletons galore and has enough clout to hide behind money and money bearing supporters. It’s all about the money – not the best qualified – not the most popular (hence electoral college and the 2000 election) – not the better of the best. No wonder the country is in the mess that it is.

And we can’t blame other nations around the world who have taken their modern roles based on the ‘mightier than all’ American philosophy. Sure, we know that those over 60 still believe the ‘good ole USA‘ is the greatest nation in the world, but just ask the under 25 crowd and you’ll get s strongly different answer. The new “whatever generation’ is making a stand for the things they feel are oppressive and imposing on their lives. They’ve been fed the lies of education equals employment and you’ll never really have to work to earn a living – BULL! The Occupy Wall Street (and now the Occupy Whatever) echos the sentiment of the same generation… whatever. Great! Make a stand for what you believe but make sure you break the law and blame ‘the man’ for your own devised oppression. We all saw how that worked with the Hippies, Pot Heads and Druggies of the late 1960′s and early 1970′s – they are now politicians and still haven’t changed the world like they said they were trying to do. So, let’s take one failed concept and do it agian, call it something different and stand up for what you believe in… becasue this time it will make a difference.

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Reformation, Referendum, Repudiation, Reclamation, Redirection

It used to be the 3 R’s – but in today’s world the reading – writing -’rithmatic doesn’t matter as much as the 5 R’s – Reformation, Referendum, Repudiation, Reclamation, Redirection. Yes, we know that it doesn’t remind you of grade school, but it should remind you of politics and the world economy including every corporation in the world. With this simple 5 step plan, it seems that it’s easy to get away with nearly anything these days. We don’t want to make it difficult to understand, so we’ll break it down for you and let you understand why this is the changing world in which we live. If by the end of this explanation you don’t understand it and can make easy and relate-able references to nearly everything in your everyday life, we haven’t done our job well enough and we may come back to visit this topic again – or a modified version that you can more easily understand.

  1. Reformation – we all know what that means. Just look at the whole “CHANGE” speech made so popular by Barack Obama. In order to change, you need to reform the current system and try to make it stick. Good luck with that…
  2. Referendum – put it to the vote of the majority, or at least that is the way it is supposed to be – unless someone gets mad that you want to question their judgement and opinion, then a referendum is nothing more than a way to make things worse for everyone else. Just ask the Greek government about this and see what France and Germany have to say…
  3. Repudiation – just deny everything. If it doesn’t fit in your game plan, then it’s easier to try to change the minds of those who agree with you and force everyone else to believe what you have to say is the ONLY truth. If that doesn’t work, beat them down with batons and tear-gas and throw them in jail #OWS.
  4. Reclamation – We’ve heard this every four years in the United States since politicians could speak. “We’re taking back America” – sure, take back what you’ve already got so that the people that were elected can’t do what they need to do becasue they’re too busy fighting the fight to keep their own jobs. Maybe the politicians should have thought about that before 15% of Americans lost their jobs. If it keeps up, there might not be too much to reclaim.
  5. Redirection – If all else fails, divert attention away from the things that really should be driving the truth. You can blame the media, or the politicians, or everyday Joe who is more interested in what the Kardasians are doing and what flavor coffee Starbucks has today than what is churning in the bellies of the masses. It’s like the magician who distracts your attention away from the trick so they can show you what they really want you to see… good gig if you can get enough suckers to fall for it.

Believe it or not, it all stars over again when you get tot the Redirection. By then you’re too distracted to know what to do other than Reform. Oh to be caught in the Catch 22 of the world around us and be oblivious to the reality that crushes the lesser of humanity. Who cares when you have the power, the money and the popularity to start the cycle all over again… everyone will believe you becasue they are too trapped in the circle

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Cain Sex, Greece Default and Wall Street Mishaps Start Holiday Season

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Now that Halloween is behind us, the onslaught of holiday puke and poison starts to quickly shove its bright red and green down the throats of the unsuspecting. Shimmers of gold and silver line the pockets of the Wall Street bankers and top CEO’s as corporate reports have concluded and the money allocated to the collapse over the next year can get divided up among the wealthy. The poor are left to camping in public parks and protesting the decline of the world economy as they watch the rich throw lavish parties and sip on the finest champagne and lap the most expensive caviar and delicacies. The sky is falling! The sky is falling! So where is the truth in the lame stream media and the outliers of the fringe society? Who reports on the truth and decline of the American politics? No one. Well, very few. It just doesn’t seem to really matter.

We know that the great shall fall and no one can display that better these days than GOP former front-runner Herman Cain. Oh how the mighty will stick their willy in the face of … well, we don’t have all of the names yet. It may not have been that bad, but the fact remains that skeletons at Halloween are worse than daemons during Hanukkah. No matter your beliefs, the political exalted find their way to the dredges of society eventually. If you want to be a politician (man or woman) you need to stay in touch with the common man, but not actually touch the common man or say anything that might think them to believe that you would want to touch them in any inappropriate way. You could always blame the memory loss amnesia diagnosis “I cannot recall” statement – which seems to work better than the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “What the F#$% are you talking about?” statements. The damage of innocent ignorance seems to do more than the admission of slighted guilt (“I did not have sexual relations with…”). If history in politics is any indicator, Herman Cain might as well go back to shoveling cardboard pizza to gas station patrons and hope he doesn’t get blamed for causing gastrointestinal disease for toxic ‘food’.

And yes… Greece! The cradle of Democracy – the white-robed theologians and scholars who praised many Gods – the lovers of gay men and women – the decadent and morally questionable society that… oh, who were we talking about? That’s right… Greece. So they agree to a deal that leads to the biggest rally in stock in years and then think about it over the weekend. Hmmm, maybe not such a good idea? Maybe we could just stop paying our bills and deal with this stuff on our own without anyone telling them what to do and how to do it? Sounds good to us. Bankrupt yourself to start over. If you were doing it yourself, what would you do? Pay your bills and eat dirt or cut your losses and start over? Millions of American have had to make this choice. Many more are still trying to struggle with how they should proceed. Only time will tell and only those making the decisions know the truth that affects them.

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