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Oath to America – WTF Are You Thinking?

 

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So everyone has one… a promise, a pledge a guarantee…. No New Taxes, No Big Lobbyists, No Lies and Deceit! Bull! It doesn’t matter who you are if you are in the world of politics, someone has their hand in your pants and is jerking you off – and you’re lying about it. Republicans want smaller government, Democrats want higher taxes and Tea Party radicals want to bring down the fascist and socialist regime.

 

WE HAVE A SOLUTION!

 

  1. ANY politician ANYWHERE cannot accept financial contributions from ANY person, party or group.
  2. They Cannot be endorsed by any group, agency or entity and they must volunteer for the position.
  3. They get paid NOTHING and get elected for a term of 1 to 4 years – live in public housing, take public transportation and eat at government run cafeterias and from government programs.
  4. Every elected government politician get access to base government healthcare (the same as welfare recipients) and can live off food stamps.
  5. All members of the House of Representatives not only have to work in the same building but they have to live in the same government housing development; same for the Senators. This goes from state governments to the federal electorates.
  6. ANYONE caught accepting a bribe, contributions or favors is thrown in jail awaiting a trial at the resources of traditional government processes.
  7. No bill, amendment or proposal for legislation cannot be associated with, from the state of, or with any familial status of any public official.
  8. No retirement or additional medical resources will be extended beyond the term of the public service. NONE.
  9. ANYONE caught in ANY impropriety, misconduct or unethical conduct not a violation of law must pay restitution for LIFE to the federal government in the form of PUBLIC SERVICE based on the worst economic environment in the state they represent.

You think we’re joking? We’re serious! Who in their right mind would want to do this? We think you’d either have to be CRAZY or TRULY dedicated to the betterment of the United States without personal gain. If this doesn’t eliminate the possibility of corruption, extravagance, self-centered egotism and favoritism – we can add a few more things that would FORCE honesty, truth and true dedication.

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Everything I need to know I learned form an Idiot…

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It’s all getting pretty crazy. President Obama is calling the flashing yellow light on the debt ceiling to be heeded and to get ready for the red light. WHAT? Michelle Bachmann says all she needs to know she learned in Iowa – she left when she was 12 – what does that say about the presidential hopeful? It seems the rest of the Republican primary hopefuls are laying low (probably on purpose) just to wait and see who sticks their proverbial foot (or other body part) into the mouth of the public first. Just wait… it is coming and if you can’t see it, you’ve got your own head up some other part of the body that rarely gets sunshine.

Let’s face it people: If you learned everything you need to know by the age of 12 – YOU”RE AN IDIOT…

But what about Blogo? Let’s not forget the recent verdict for Rod Blagojevich – possibly 15 years in federal prison (or day camp for the elite). Illinois can’t be left out of the loop. The great state was the ‘selected’ home of our current president (he didn’t thing Hawaii was a good state to declare he was from). Corruption is everywhere – not just in Washington.

Who’s left? Ron Paul? Newt Gingrich? Herman Cain? Jon Huntsman? Maybe some other unknown, undeclared and morally upright citizen? Probably not. Let’s face it, the gene pool of politicians has been scraping the bottom for some time – probably because no one in their right mind would want to be President unless they has alternate (and hidden) motives. We’re not saying that people deep down aren’t really good (they’re not) but it is insane to believe that hash slinging and mud hurling political wordplay isn’t part of a blind sided opinionated arrogance that would lead anyone to ‘serve the people”.

The KKK Tea Party – Lynch ‘em, burn ‘em, let them rot

KKK Tea PartyIs the Tea Party really a disguise for the racial and moral extremists of the KKK in a new form? It might seem so. Since nearly everyone denounced the radical Ku Klux Klan as a elitist, terror mongering killers, they have tried to find ways to rally their base of conservative white bred down-home boys (and girls) for the good of the American people. “white is right” and “no integration” and “down with the government and taxes” are all the rally cry of the KKK. Sound familiar? Protesters out for revenge because a ‘black man’ got elected president is is breaking apart the ‘very fabric of America’.

The 2010 Tea Party is defending the accusations vowing to be accepting of all types of people – except those who voted for Obama or are Democrats, or liberals or are ‘pro-choice’ or support gay rights or don’t carry their guns in the back window of their pickup truck. And let’s not forget the right to own that gun, semi-automatic military grade M-16 with armor piercing ammo – “’cause we gots the right to bear ‘em and shoot stuff in self defiance.” So although the Tea Party and the KKK are very similar, it’s just under certain circumstances that the truth between the two groups come to life. Ask any tea party supporter if they want to do away with government and they’ll tell you no, it’s taxes and control of the government. Yet, they support tea party candidates who cannot and will not change anything for lack of cooperation with the rest of those in charge. If you can’t beat them, or kill them, join them and destroy them from within.

Let’s remember history class and the first Tea Party. Here we go… a bunch of fed up Americans were upset that the King was taxing everything and especially tea, so a group got together to board ships in the middle of the night and dump crate after crate of tea into the Boston Harbor. This sounds not only like a criminal act but an act of terrorism, but we get it. It worked, kind of; from that point we went on to the War of Independence and the American Revolution and we know the rest of the history. So why have the ultra-conservatives adopted the ‘tea party’ as the movement of the new revolution? Because everybody knows the story of rebellion of the Boston Tea Party.

No matter your views, if you want a real historical look at taxes and taxation in the good ‘ole USA visit this link from Steven J. Wilson (a professor of mathematics) at Johnson County Community College. http://staff.jccc.net/swilson/businessmath/taxes/fit.htm This is a good breakdown of the REAL taxes through the years and who was responsible for the increases. Read the truth and make up your mind. We already know who has the hot air.

Rise up America! The revolution is here…

Step right up and win some crap!Over 230 years ago, our forefathers brought forth upon this great land the creation of a nation of United States where all people are created equal. No matter the color of your skin or the strength of your beliefs shall divide this nation. With the character of its people and the power of its voice,  all Americans belong to the voice of Democracy. This voice is your voice… this voice is everyone’s voice… this is the voice of America!

So, where the hell are you and where have you been? We’ve let (or elected) into the government people who have taken away our freedoms, limited our speech, crucified objections and forced the American people to accept what has been handed down. Don’t blame the current administration, or the last, or the one before that… this has been going on for a long, long time.

So what is sparking the controversies? Illegal immigrants? Higher taxes? Government healthcare? Bailouts? You get what you elect and if you didn’t elect to vote then you should be the only one’s allowed to bitch about what is happening to America. If you voted for Obama, the you have already spoken – shut up! If you didn’t vote for Obama and you voted for John McCain – Sarah Palin, then you have already spoken too – you lost! So all of the crying, whining, and finger pointing isn’t going to change a thing.

Now you want to change things? We thought that was why Obama was elected! If you really want to change things, get over the self imposed, self righteous arrogance and ignorance and stop fighting against progress. The phrase “I agree to disagree” is great, but when it is destructive, explosive and apathetic is a waste of every American’s time and tax dollars. If you are an elected official – put all of the petty bullshit bickering aside and find an answer. Don’t just tell the media at a news conference how bad the other party is and how you are the only one right – fix it – or the American people who are fed up with all of the government bullshit on both sides will stand up and take over. In case you didn’t know, the revolution is already here… they’re just not shooting with bullets yet…