We just couldn’t resist. Who could? Let’s be honest, if you’re a guy it’s pretty easy to get a ‘stiffy’ unless you are having some mental or physical problems – that said… it can show through sometimes. Just because we can doesn’t mean we should! If you’re a woman, other than some flush cheeks it’s a little easier to hide. But let’s be serous, do you really need to show it to the world – post it on twitter and Facebook and basically expose yourself… no pun intended.
We’ve been trying to figure it out since the early birth of the internet. Porn! It’s porn! It makes up nearly half of the internet and it doesn’t matter if you’re a teenager in heat or a middle aged man posing as a lesbian in Syria or even a politician – their is a time and a place for everything. Since technology has improved, it is just easier to access the deviant side of every personality especially if it is perceived to be private. Are you complete idiots?
Years ago you had to go to the seedy side of town and sneak into an adult book store or adult theater. You might be able to buy a copy of Playboy or Penthouse at the local corner store but you had to actually look at the clerk in they eyes and fork over some cash. Now with the privacy of home and mobile computers you can lean back and jerk off based on whatever fetish fits your fancy. It’s both men and women to blame. Men for the lust search and women for the providing of the temptation. Feminists will get up in arms over that comment when sexual freedom is part of what was instilled in the revolution – but it is no excuse for either side.
Let’s go over the rules:
Is the Tea Party really a disguise for the racial and moral extremists of the KKK in a new form? It might seem so. Since nearly everyone denounced the radical Ku Klux Klan as a elitist, terror mongering killers, they have tried to find ways to rally their base of conservative white bred down-home boys (and girls) for the good of the American people. “white is right” and “no integration” and “down with the government and taxes” are all the rally cry of the KKK. Sound familiar? Protesters out for revenge because a ‘black man’ got elected president is is breaking apart the ‘very fabric of America’.
The 2010 Tea Party is defending the accusations vowing to be accepting of all types of people – except those who voted for Obama or are Democrats, or liberals or are ‘pro-choice’ or support gay rights or don’t carry their guns in the back window of their pickup truck. And let’s not forget the right to own that gun, semi-automatic military grade M-16 with armor piercing ammo – “’cause we gots the right to bear ‘em and shoot stuff in self defiance.” So although the Tea Party and the KKK are very similar, it’s just under certain circumstances that the truth between the two groups come to life. Ask any tea party supporter if they want to do away with government and they’ll tell you no, it’s taxes and control of the government. Yet, they support tea party candidates who cannot and will not change anything for lack of cooperation with the rest of those in charge. If you can’t beat them, or kill them, join them and destroy them from within.
Let’s remember history class and the first Tea Party. Here we go… a bunch of fed up Americans were upset that the King was taxing everything and especially tea, so a group got together to board ships in the middle of the night and dump crate after crate of tea into the Boston Harbor. This sounds not only like a criminal act but an act of terrorism, but we get it. It worked, kind of; from that point we went on to the War of Independence and the American Revolution and we know the rest of the history. So why have the ultra-conservatives adopted the ‘tea party’ as the movement of the new revolution? Because everybody knows the story of rebellion of the Boston Tea Party.
No matter your views, if you want a real historical look at taxes and taxation in the good ‘ole USA visit this link from Steven J. Wilson (a professor of mathematics) at Johnson County Community College. http://staff.jccc.net/swilson/businessmath/taxes/fit.htm This is a good breakdown of the REAL taxes through the years and who was responsible for the increases. Read the truth and make up your mind. We already know who has the hot air.
It happens every day… one wrong turn and the crazies come out of the woodwork. The difference is we seem to elect them into positions of power. We know they are out and among part of the civilized world. They exist in the executive boardroom, the cubicle’s, the corner 7/11 and next door. The thing is, with most of those we don’t have much say. But we as a collective America and proud revolutionary descendants actually put these psycho’s in power – letting them make the decisions that can govern our lives forever. The worst part is, we see the train headed down the track ready to run over the damsel in distress and we do nothing but watch like a deer in the headlights.
Let’s take a backseat look at Tea Party favorite and Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell. Evolution is a myth… okay, you believe in God and that’s what started the whole thing. Scientists are wrong so the next time you get sick, don’t go to the hospital or see a doctor. Yes, faith and belief have a lot to do with who this country is and where we are today, but how far down on the evolutionary chain do you need to be to not consider the possibility. What’s next? Aliens? Witches? Oh, yea, that too. Those are real because we burned them at the stake or hung them or pressed them to death. All for believing in something or having someone else accuse them of something… truth or not.
Plus if you want to stop evolution, the best way is to stop having sex. Great idea! That will stop the evolution debate in about 80 to 100 years. No questions asked. So where do the crazies come from? Well, it’s not limited to the Tea Party or the Republicans or the Democrats or the Green Party or the Independents or anyone else… they’re everywhere!
We can’t use the educational test for a rule of mental stability or ethical morality; we’ve seen in the past a degree doesn’t mean you are smart – it means you have a degree and were able to afford to give your professors and instructors the bullshit they wanted so you could pass your classes. That’s it! You get no other credit. There are lifelong students who can’t tie their own shoes while the common man get’s his ass up every day and hauls the garbage just to put food on the table and maybe, just maybe spend time with their evolutionary monkey children who will grow up to be witches and not have sex.
Over 230 years ago, our forefathers brought forth upon this great land the creation of a nation of United States where all people are created equal. No matter the color of your skin or the strength of your beliefs shall divide this nation. With the character of its people and the power of its voice, all Americans belong to the voice of Democracy. This voice is your voice… this voice is everyone’s voice… this is the voice of America!
So, where the hell are you and where have you been? We’ve let (or elected) into the government people who have taken away our freedoms, limited our speech, crucified objections and forced the American people to accept what has been handed down. Don’t blame the current administration, or the last, or the one before that… this has been going on for a long, long time.
So what is sparking the controversies? Illegal immigrants? Higher taxes? Government healthcare? Bailouts? You get what you elect and if you didn’t elect to vote then you should be the only one’s allowed to bitch about what is happening to America. If you voted for Obama, the you have already spoken – shut up! If you didn’t vote for Obama and you voted for John McCain – Sarah Palin, then you have already spoken too – you lost! So all of the crying, whining, and finger pointing isn’t going to change a thing.
Now you want to change things? We thought that was why Obama was elected! If you really want to change things, get over the self imposed, self righteous arrogance and ignorance and stop fighting against progress. The phrase “I agree to disagree” is great, but when it is destructive, explosive and apathetic is a waste of every American’s time and tax dollars. If you are an elected official – put all of the petty bullshit bickering aside and find an answer. Don’t just tell the media at a news conference how bad the other party is and how you are the only one right – fix it – or the American people who are fed up with all of the government bullshit on both sides will stand up and take over. In case you didn’t know, the revolution is already here… they’re just not shooting with bullets yet…